-- This apartment complex is serious about its tenant cleaning up after its dogs. They're going to use DNA testing on the poop. Really --

-- Ok, so it takes something pretty spectacular for me to have fun, but I'm no grump like Tommy Lee Jones, who was meme champion of the Oscars with things like, 'I had fun once. It was awful.'

-- The Nicki/Mariah feud is real. Move along. --

-- This reeks of Johnny Depp and Disney wanting another big fat payday. Sorry, but 4 sequels is like 2 too many. --

-- On Futuresexlovesounds he had TI and 3 6 Mafia, Jay Z's on the debut track, so who'll drop bars with Justin on 20/20 Experience? --

-- I thought this too. Ben Affleck's had some crummy movies. J. Lo's had some crummy singles. Soooooo, just outta curiosity whose career, at this point, would you prefer? --

-- Ryan Gosling, more of less swoon-worthy because he was almost a Backstreet Boy? --