-- Here's a looooong article on Kanye. I'll get around to reading it.
You’ve won a lot of Grammys.
“[My Beautiful] Dark [Twisted] Fantasy” and “Watch the Throne”: neither was nominated for Album of the Year, and I made both of those in one year. I don’t know if this is statistically right, but I’m assuming I have the most Grammys of anyone my age, but I haven’t won one against a white person.
But the thing is, I don’t care about the Grammys; I just would like for the statistics to be more accurate.

-- Call a doctor after four hours, what about 8 months!?
A truck driver from Delaware is suing the doctor that gave him a penile implant four years ago because the surgery allegedly left the driver with an erection that lasted for eight straight months.
Daniel Metzgar's 2009 surgery involved a three-piece inflatable penile implant, with cylinders placed inside the penis' shaft, a fluid reservoir implanted under the abdominal wall, and a pump put in the scrotum. But something went wrong and Metzgar was left with a permanent boner.
-- A good collection of performers in Columbus at the inaugural Breakaway festival in September.
The Columbus lineup also will include Ohio's own Twenty One Pilots, Porter Robinson, Tokyo Police Club, Schoolboy Q, Robert DeLong, American Authors, LA Riots, Stalley, and Shreddie Mercury.
The following weekend will see performances from Wu-Tang Clan, Empire of the Sun, Big Gigantic, Matt & Kim, Texas' own Explosions in the Sky, as well as Crizzly, Juicy J, Ra Ra Riot and Danny Avila.
-- This makes me want to ask you who's the oldest person you personally know?
That leaves just nine verified people on the planet who were born in the 1800s. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Living_su…
— Bryan Armen Graham (@BryanAGraham) June 12, 2013






