THE MORNING RUSH DICTIONARY
If you've listened to the show, you've had to have realized that we make-up a lot of words. Sometimes it's on purpose; most times it's because we don't know what the real words are.
Below you will find all the words that we've used, or currently use on the show. We'll add to this every time someone creates a new one, so check back often. (Trust us, it happens just about every day!)
Since we're not always allowed to use the real name of a business, we've gotten pretty good at making up new names for them too. We've included those here as well.
ACOUSTICIZING - adverb - (uh-coo-steh-size-ing) - (created by Sara)
Definition: The act of adding acoustics to music
Sentence: That song was much better after they were done acousticizing it.
Created by: Meaghan
Substitute for: "Red Box"
BOO BEN KONOP
Created by: Demetrius
Definition: Basically this line comes from when Toledo mayoral candidate Ben Konop was having a press conference on Parkwood Avenue, where he claimed his Mother grew up. During the press conference a person was constantly yelling, "Boo Ben Konop." This made national news because Ben continued on with the press conference even though the man was yelling the statement the entire time. Here's the video of that event.
WHY WE USE IT: We started using it on the show anytime something doesn't go right (Which happens more often than we like.) You will usually catch us all saying it all together.
Sentence: We just found out that we have a meeting with our big boss after the show (all of us together) "BOO BEN KONOP!"
BRUSBAND - noun - (br-uz-band) - (created by Demetrius)
Definition: What we call Meaghan's brother. They fight like husband and wife, yet they're brother and sister.
Sentence: We saw Meaghan's brusband at the store buying ice cream. He didn't look happy.
COLONESCOPY - verb - (coe-lun-ess-koh-pee) - (created by Demetrius)
Definition: Demetrius' word for colonoscopy.
Sentence: I'm afraid I'd turn gay if I've ever get a colonescopy.
CONTRUCT A GRIZZLY
Created by: Demetrius
Substitute for: "Build A Bear"
COUNTERDICK - verb - (count-err-dick) - (created by Meaghan)
Definition: Meaghan's word for "contradict."
Sentence: I can't even counterdick that argument because you won't let me talk.
CULINARY STUDENT - noun - (cul-in-airy-stew-dent) - (created by Sid)
Definition: Our replacement for the "cun" word with a "t" at the end of it.
Sentence: Why do women hate the word culinary student? When they say it, it's kinda hot.
FLIPNOTE - verb - (flip-note) - (created by Sara)
Definititon: Sara's word for "flipside." (alt.) To see a different side of a situation.
Sentence: I'd like to go to Target but on the flipnote, Shaun will be mad at me for spending too much money.
INPUTTED - verb - (created by Sara)
Definition: To place an object into another space.
Sentence: The new heart monitor is inputted into your chest during surgery.
MANEL - verb - (man-ill) (created by Sid)
Definition: A segment on the show created to be just like the Ladies Panel, but this segment is for men.
Sentence: We're looking for 2 more guys to take part in our Manel at 7:35 this morning.
MINASCOPIAL - verb - (min-us-cope-eee-ul) - (created by Sara)
Definition: Combination of the words miniscule and microscopic.
Sentence: The X-Factor is minascopial compared to American Idol.
MONORARY - adjective - (mon-oh-rare-ee) - (created by Sara)
Definition: Sara's word for relating to money or currency. The correct word is "monetary."
Sentence: The monorary value of the White House has to be $150 million dollars!
MOUTHSEX - verb - (created by Sid)
Definition: To have oral sex with someone.
Sentence: Meaghan, it doesn't make you a virgin if you've had mouthsex with someone.
Created by: Demetrius
Substitute for: Put-in Bay
N-word-ARAGUA - noun - (created by Demetrius)
Definition: Demetrius mispoke and accidentally said what you think he said; based on the word above.
Sentence: The situation in Ni?%$@aragua is getting violent.
PHERTOGRAPHER - noun - (fur-tawe-graf-er) - (created by Demetrius)
Definition: Demetrius' word for photographer.
Sentence: Kara and I had to hire a phertographer for our wedding, and it was way too expensive.
RELOVE - verb - (ree-love) - (created by Sara)
Definition: To love something again
Sentence: Now that Rosie's show is back on TV, I'm starting to relove Rosie O'Donnel's show.
RELEPHANT - noun - (rell-if-ant) (created by Meaghan)
Definition: Meaghan's word for relevant
Sentence: Sara, you're point isn't even relephant to our discussion!
(INTERN) ROTNEY - noun (in-turn rot-nee) - (created by Intern Phillipe)
Definition: This is how Intern Phillipe says Intern Rodney's name. We're not sure why, but every now and then he adds a "T" to certain words. There are other examples, but we're too busy to run through them all on here.
Sentence: The person that was in charge of prizes today was Intern Rotney.
Created by: Demetrius
Substitute for: "Red Lobster"
Created by: Demetrius
Substitute for: "Cracker Barrel"
SCHWARM - verb - (shh-warm) - (created by Meaghan)
Definition: A combination of the words "smorgasbord" and "swarm."
Sentence: If I go to that speed dating event I'll feel like I'm in a schwarm of whips.
SEXIFYING - verb - (sex-if-feye-ing) - (created by Sara)
Definition: The act of making something sexy.
Sentence: It's not hard to tell that Brad Pitt was too sexifying for Angelina Jolie on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
SHTUPIN - verb - (shh-tup-in) - (created by Demetrius)
Definition: To have sex / the act of having sex
Sentence: I drove by a parked car and there were two people shtupin inside!
SNAPLY - verb - (snap-lee) - (created by Sara)
Definition: To do something quickly
Sentence: Some decisions should be made snaply.
SPARKLYIST - adjective - (created by Sara)
Definition: The act of being very sparkly. (alt.) an object that's too shiny.
Sentence: Shaun gave me the sparklyist ring I've ever seen.
STACKS ON STACKS - verb - (created by Meaghan)
Definition: This is a word that was taken from an Old Spice commercial that used the phrase. Meaghan will usually just break out the phrase at random times to say something silly.
Sentence: That shirt Sid is wearing is too tight...it's not like you're rocking stacks on stacks to pull it off!
STATUE OF LIMITATIONS - (created by Sara)
Definition: This is Sara's word for the correct, "Statute of Limitations." After we were all done laughing hysterically, Sara claimed that she never knew it was "Statute." She said that she always assumed that it was a "Statue" of limitations!
SUPPOSEVLY - adverb - (sup-pos-iv-ly) - (created by Sara)
Definition: This is a word that Sara always uses instead of using the correct word, which is "SUPPOSEDLY." She knows it's wrong, but refuses to change it because she likes supposevly better. The definition of supposevly is: According to what is generally assumed or believed (often used to indicate that the speaker doubts the truth of the statement).
Sentence: Tom Hanks is supposevly the guy that is going to win the Oscar this year.
THE WUSSIFICATION OF AMERICA - verb - (created by Sid)
Definition: To turn our awesome country into a laughing stock by over-protecting everyone!
LET'S EXPLAIN: There have been a TON of stories in the news over the years that make our countries kids into a bunch of babies. Example: Little League games where there are no outs, thus none of the kids feelings get hurt for creating an out and failing. Example 2: Not being able to yell at recruits in certain branches of the military!
The whole show believes this type of stuff is going to (if it's not happened already) lead to the rest of the world thinking that the United States is a weak-ass country. We used to allow all kinds of things to get by, and now we are way to over-protective over our kids, parents, whips, and everything else. It's leading to this country losing our bad-ass edge, and it needs to stop.
Every now and then you'll hear one of us refer to a story as contributing to the "Wussification of America," and now you know what it means!
Created by: Sid
Substitute for: "Wal-Mart"
WHIP - noun - (created by Sid)
Definition: An old person; usually a senior citizen.
Sentence: I'm sick and tired of being cut-off by a car and realizing that a whip is driving. They should be tested for the license every year!
This section of the dictionary has been set aside for special statements that have been made on the show.
From time-to-time you'll hear someone (usually Meaghan) mention something that doesn't sound like it could possibly be true. Trust us...99 percent of the time they're not. The good thing is that Sid writes these statements down, and now we have made a special place to document them.
Make sure you check this section often. If you Meaghan (and the rest of the show) like we do, A LOT of statements will be added here often.
Let's get started....
PEOPLE HAVE THREE KIDNEYS
(STATEMENT MADE BY: MEAGHAN)
How did this come up? Meaghan was trying to make a legitimate point during the show, but threw this gem that stuck so hard it got us laughing to the point where we all lost control of the show. It happened on Wednesday, November 16, 2011.