THE MORNING RUSH DICTIONARY

If you've listened to the show, you've had to have realized that we make-up a lot of words.  Sometimes it's on purpose; most times it's because we don't know what the real words are. 

Below you will find all the words that we've used, or currently use on the show.  We'll add to this every time someone creates a new one, so check back often.  (Trust us, it happens just about every day!)  

Since we're not always allowed to use the real name of a business, we've gotten pretty good at making up new names for them too.  We've included those here as well. 


BLUE CUBE
Created by:  Meaghan
Substitute for:  "Red Box"

BRUSBAND - noun - (br-uz-band) - (created by Demetrius)
Definition:  What we call Meaghan's brother.  They fight like husband and wife, yet they're brother and sister.
Sentence:  We saw Meaghan's brusband at the store buying ice cream.  He didn't look happy.

COLONESCOPY - verb - (coe-lun-ess-koh-pee) -  (created by Demetrius)
Definition:  Demetrius' word for colonoscopy.
Sentence:  I'm afraid I'd turn gay if I've ever get a colonescopy.

CONTRUCT A GRIZZLY
Created by:  Demetrius
Substitute for:  "Build A Bear"

CULINARY STUDENT - noun - (cul-in-airy-stew-dent) - (created by Sid)
Definition:  Our replacement for the "cun" word with a "t" at the end of it.
Sentence:  Why do women hate the word culinary student?  When they say it, it's kinda hot.

FLIPNOTE - verb - (created by Sara)
Definititon:  Sara's word for "flipside." (alt.) To see a different side of a situation.
Sentence:  I'd like to go to Target but on the flipnote, Shaun will be mad at me for spending too much money.

INPUTTED - verb - (created by Sara)
Definition:  To place an object into another space.
Sentence:  The new heart monitor is inputted into your chest during surgery.

MINASCOPIAL - verb - (min-us-cope-eee-ul) - (created by Sara)
Definition:  Combination of the words miniscule and microscopic.
Sentence:  The X-Factor is minascopial compared to American Idol.

MOUTHSEX - verb - (created by Sid)
Definition:  To have oral sex with someone.
Sentence:  Meaghan, it doesn't make you a virgin if you've had mouthsex with someone.

MURDER ISLAND
Created by:  Demetrius
Substitute for:  Put-in Bay

N-word-ARAGUA - noun - (created by Demetrius)
Definition:  Demetrius mispoke and accidentally said what you think he said; based on the word above.
Sentence:  The situation in Ni?%$@aragua is getting violent.

RELOVE - verb - (ree-love) - (created by Sara)
Definition:  To love something again
Sentence:  Now that Rosie's show is back on TV, I'm starting to relove Rosie O'Donnel's show.

ROUGE CRUSTACEAN
Created by:  Demetrius
Substitute for: "Red Lobster"

SALTINE CONTAINER
Created by: Demetrius
Substitute for: "Cracker Barrel"

SCHWARM - verb - (shh-warm) - (created by Meaghan)
Definition:  A combination of the words "smorgasbord" and "swarm."
Sentence:  If I go to that speed dating event I'll feel like I'm in a schwarm of whips.

SEXIFYING - verb - (sex-if-feye-ing) - (created by Sara)
Definition:  The act of making something sexy.
Sentence:  It's not hard to tell that Brad Pitt was too sexifying for Angelina Jolie on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

SNAPLY - verb - (snap-lee) - (created by Sara)
Definition:  To do something quickly
Sentence:  Some decisions should be made snaply.

SPARKLYIST - adjective - (created by Sara)
Definition:  The act of being very sparkly.  (alt.) an object that's too shiny.
Sentence:  Shaun gave me the sparklyist ring I've ever seen.

WHAL-MART
Created by:  Sid
Substitute for:  "Wal-Mart"

WHIP - noun - (created by Sid)
Definition:  An old person; usually a senior citizen. 
Sentence:  I'm sick and tired of being cut-off by a car and realizing that a whip is driving.  They should be tested for the license every year!