Holmes hangin with Detroit Tigers
3rd baseman Brandon Inge

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Microsoft gets patent for"Avoid Ghetto" type app?

Microsoft calls it "pedestrian route production," but various pundits have already categorized it as the "avoid ghetto" app. It's Microsoft's latest patent for a feature that would allow Windows Phones to create more user-friendly route navigation for those on foot.

So where does the "ghetto" part come from? The patent description reads:  "As a pedestrian travels, various difficulties can be encountered, such as traveling through an unsafe neighborhood or being in an open area that is subject to harsh temperatures."
Read the story [here] or [here]

and last....
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, SHE CAN SING, AND
IF SHE DID PORN, I'D BE FOREVER IN LOVE....





NOTE TO MICROSOFT: maybe consider developing an "Avoid Large, Bad Singing, One Toothed, Beauty-challenged, pure 100% Alabama redneck" app. Just sayin.

I mean DAMN, what the hell makes a HIPPO
have gas THIS violent? LOL!
And DAMN, why does DJ L.A. find sick ish like this?
I mean what GOOGLE search was he doin to
find video of a Hippopota-SHART?
And I love how after it's over, the lady says
"What was that?", acting all innocent as if
she's never heard or ripped one before.
Anyways enjoy. Don't thank me, thank L.A.

Holmes (w/overexposed face lol) + Ashley in studio

Holmes likes to climb around pretending he's a monkey in a cage until Ashley feeds him banana.

Ashley's cute innocent look that fools EVERYONE!

Ashley actually bought this brand new baby on the cheap at ToyAThon. (She paid cash up front)
Then it made a nasty poop diaper...
so Holmes made her return it & get a full refund, since it was obviously defective.

Of course we have a "no consumption of alcohol
while on the job policy" here at KISS FM.
So if you ever hear us say that we're "supportin the Buckeye's FreakShow style" on the air, it's safe to assume we're makin a 5th dissapear...
...in our stomachs.

NO SERIOUSLY, you AREN'T ready for this! OMG!
Don't blame me after you watch this, it's DJ L.A.'s fault!
Please direct your complaints to L.A.'s Facebook page
www.facebook.com/djla1

**HEADS UP-W A R N I N G-HEADS UP**
THIS VIDEO DOES CONTAIN ADULT CONTENT

WOW! Bought any tickets through Ticketmaster
in the last TWELVE years? You're eligible for a refund of those "convenience" fees. If you had your tickets sent to you via UPS, you're eligible for even more.

READ THE ENTIRE STORY HERE

Seriously, who would put Grandma through
all this to make her look stupid as hell?

Female Radio DJ FAIL live ON THE AIR !