So parents, we know the deal.
Your eight y/o daughter recently saw a few episodes of MTV's Jersey Shore and of course... she thinks "Snooki" is "friggin sweet",
wants to be just like Snooki & has begun to act just like Snooki.

She's got her hair up in the "Snooki poof", she dances in her room pretending she's at a Jersey Shore night club and then the final straw for you was when she pretended to come home drunk & started making out with all of her stuffed animals in her closet that she now calls her "smoosh room". What could possibly be next?


(pic from pacificcoastnews.com)
Umm, yeah, that's a 24 pack of Coors Light in the stroller...

Well Snooki some how figured out how to get pregnant and
if Snooki can make a baby, your daughter might think...
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[etsy.com]