LETTER sent to HOLMES today
from his apartment Building Manager...
well there it is in writing from "the authority"
I'm a hazardous FILTHY PIG & a HORDER.
LOL. I've happily lived in the same place for eight years now,
just me & the cat have ever lived there.
Now, my place certainly looks like a single guys place -
one couch has clothes piles, scattered papers anywhere}
near my computer, usually dirty dishes in the sink,
and you can tell I sleep on my living room couch...
ON A REGULAR BASIS - I vacuum, put dishes in dishwasher,
scrub toilet bowl, change cat box & take the trash out.
Until I got the letter above today from the AUTHORITY on
clean and organization - my apt building manager.
I had NO IDEA what a major fifthbag pigpen I am ????? LOL.
--- I create both SANITARY & CLUTTER issues
--- I'm a lease violator because the cleaning I listed above
isn't considered "reasonable houselkeeping".
--- they must be scared that my clothes piles are a "gateway hazard" paving the way to bigger hazards since they reminded me that
HORDING won't be tolerated & creates hazards - ummm, NO SH**!
(wonder if they've submitted me that HORDERS show on A&E??)
again, my place isn't 1/4 of the mess they describe...
but they've given me 10 FULL DAYS to "organize & clean"
my place "up to par" & into a "sanitary & orderly" condition
before they come re-inspect... LIKE I'M IN BOOT CAMP or somethin
Hell I remember when my mom wanted my room clean, I'd have
less than an hour to do it before dinner - or there'd be no dinner.